Tuesday, October 18, 2005

Die! Rocky Die!

Sylvester Stallone announced that he will be getting back in the ring for Rocky 6. Rocky fans are really excited for this movie, but said they would only pay $10 to see Rocky die.

What's next?

Rocky 900----In the distant future, Rocky, now living in a nursing home suffering from dementia ingests 7000 milligrams of viagra. He starts punching everybody in the head with his rock hard cock, screaming "I am the Mustard Man" And thats only the beginning.

Which Hollywood executive is ready to greenlight this incredible pitch?


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